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Jul 07

Lulz: Is that an active module ?

By Xeross Posted in EVE Online, Lulz Comments (2)

Active !!!So yesterday we suddenly had a corp mate yelling for help because he was scrambled by rats and couldn’t tank them, I immediately invited him into fleet, and anyone else that wanted to help, and warped to him. We managed to save him when he had 17% structure left.

Of course after this we had to figure out why he wasn’t able to tank 3 belt battleships, so we went through his fitting and I was making suggestions left and right, and then he asked: “Are these hardeners active”.

Turned out he was using the correct hardeners but didn’t know you had to activate them, once we figured that out he warped back to the belt and sure enough he could permatank them.

So always check if certain modules are active, and in the meantime enjoy this post ;)

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Jul 06

Lulz: Target Painters

By Xeross Posted in EVE Online, Lulz Leave a Comment

So this is just for the people that haven’t noticed it yet (Don’t know if there are many, perhaps the newbies that read my blog), the names of the meta 1-4 target painters.

For example there’s the meta 1 version Partial Weapon Navigation now only read the bold letters, repeat this for the other ones, I’ll just list them, why, because I can.

Name Result M
Partial Weapon Navigation Array PWN 1
Peripheral Weapon Navigation Diameter PWND 2
Parallel Weapon Navigation Transmitter PWNT 3
Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron PWNAGE 4
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Feb 06

Ethnic Jokes… uh Relations

By Xeross Posted in EVE Online, Lulz Comments (1)

I was talking to an old corp mate of mine a few days ago and I was looking for a new corp and they had room. So I tried to apply but I got the message that I couldn’t apply because the CEO doesn’t have the Ethnic Relations skill. I asked my friend if the CEO could train it, and tonight I asked if the CEO trained it already.

Xeross155 > But does CG have Ethnic shizzle now so I can apply ?
Rammit > we will all watch ethnic jokes we talked about it last night
Xeross155 > I’m talking bout the character skill -_-
Rammit > oh
Rammit > wow I feel stupid
Xeross155 > You seriously discussed ethnic jokes with the corp o.O
Rammit > yes

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